Neat!

I knew a guy who had this happen to him, except that it was a lobster. He was already intoxicated and he was in one of those restaurants where they bring the lobster out for you to approve before they cook it. He decided to take a closer look, and (apparently, the claw was loose) that lobster pinched his ear lobe with one of his claws. They tell me it took several servers to pull that thing off of him.