Pressing a and b did nothing

The title xD

Yea...omg that annoys the shit out of me...I got a gameboy app for my phone and now I can play pokemon and I am experiencing the feelings again...

You can tell me pressing B did nothing all you want, it wont stop me from doing it every single time

Especially when the pokemon is a mewtwo

Me: Throws pokeball
Me: Work!
*shakes three times*
Me: Yes.........I already know what I'm gonna na-
*Pokémon jumps out*
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Me:*throws 3DS into Japan*