An*logies

Her perfume smelled like flowers that smelled like they belonged in perfume

She shivered while laying in bed, not unlike how one shivers when cold

During her period, her wit became as dull as the proverbial razor drawn across the average FS user's wrist, while her rage could only be compared to The Hulk with a splinter firmly lodged in his sphincter.

Anddd i think mgoveia needs a nap

(Not all of us cut) My love for him was like diarrhea. I just couldn't hold it in

I cannot top that

I was downvoted recently for saying someone was wrong for saying that everyone here cuts, because the person was as dumb as a box of rocks that was also of below average intelligence.