Oh Lawd Have Mercy

For once, I actually laughed out loud at a religious-ish post

Praiise Tha LORD

Amen.

Be fruitful and multiply, you puritanical fuck. You don't need a "cleansing", you just need to knock the dust off that pussy.

So you want a boyfriend...on Sunday...or should I say football day.

Haha I didn't even meen it guys I just wanted to see if you guys would burst...I won haha

I don't know why but I imagined Stewie saying this

Religious people....

We don't know how old she is so don't judge

Y'all need Jesus

ewwwwww going to church is totes not adorbs