How german sounds

I couldn't tell you how many times I've heard people say "I wanna learn how to speak Mexican."

I think they meant like "In Mexico they say:" but I wouldn't put it past someone to consider Mexican a language.

People in Mexico say some words differently than in other spanish speaking countries

Don't worry you got it right ;)

American isn't a language. It's an accent and an ethnicity.

That's the joke

Just... no.