When I am alone

Sometimes i like to believe i'm a watermelon.

If you pretend you're a nut you can catch squirrels

I can say that I have pretended to be a carrot in my days

It is a vine reference: Sometimes when I'm by myself I like to stand I'm my moms garden sprinkle dirt on myself and pretend I'm a carrot.

When I'm alone I talked to myself unconsciously and when I realise I pause in shock and said wow....... It happens quite a lot.