Don't feel stupid

I think I'm going to frame this and hang it on my wall

I wonder who won

He was insane. Literally.

This had me laughing for minutes! Stabbing the fucking water!

That's probably the sea-liest thing I've ever seen

he even tried to elect his horse for senator.

he was mentally disabled, quite insane, and well special

Wouldn't he technically be waging war on Neptune, who's the Roman god of the sea? (Poseidon is the GREEK god of the sea)

But did he win!