A family friend's grandma lives in Florida and she once woke up after a rainstorm to find an alligator on her porch. Very calmly, she got a broom from upstairs and simply shooed it off her porch.
Why are there no photos of cane toads? They are the worst. If you run one over with a car you have to run over it's head first because if you run it over from it butt forward, it's guts squeeze out like tooth paste then later they just suck them back in again
Sydney is the worst place to get a taste of the real Australia. So many Sydney-siders say there aren't many kangaroos/spiders/snakes, that we don't have thick Aussie accents, that we don't say Aussie slang. That's cause you're in Sydney, and there isn't a habitat for those creatures (although I've been through Sydney and seen them). I live out in the country and kangaroos are a real pest, snakes are commonplace, spiders are everywhere. Let's get educated on our own country people.
@ livroseee most people can figure out that realistically not everywhere in Australia is like this, it a joke, and exaggeration just like people joke a 'Murcia. It's not offensive to Australia anyway, it just makes us sound more awesome and badass.
Oh hi Australian.What's that you have an extra ticket to Australia and want me to have it?AW that's so sweet,but sadly to say NOPE Australia N-O-P-E puts the NOPE! Oh and offense given! OK bye good luck fitting in that camel spiders mouth!
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