True

Woho, yes! Truth!

If I was a food, what would I be and how would you eat me?

You would be a banana. I would violently bite your body until you disappear into mine.

When in doubt, use an old internet joke. That's 85% of the comments here. Then 14% "discussion". And like 1% comments that make me think or smile. And I haven't had one of those comments in fifteen months.