If you could talk to spiders

Wish it was that way

But what if spiders weren't chill, and their brains were locked on world domination. So instead of being all cool, when you said hello they responded with "YOU SHAN'T SPEAK TO ME LOWLY LIFEFORM!!! I HOPE THE SATANIC SUN BURNS YOU WITHTHE FURY OF A THOUSAND MEN!!!!"
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My luck would be to have that one spider that has sharpened my toothbrush

Nope. I can't have a talking spider.

But if a spider was in my shower and it could talk, I think I'd be more concerned about it seeing me naked.

I wonder what it'd say if I were to hit it with a slipper o.O

I have a scorpion problem in my room and I wish it was like this.

Did everyone forget Aragog in this "for instance"?