Real life dug

Hi there.

Squirrel!

Oh please master, do not put me in the cone of shame. I do not like the cone of shame.

"It's funny cause the squirrel gets dead" best line

You are my prisoner.

Seriously... repost? Just like yesterday only?

Isn't doug?

I was hiding under your porch because I love you (lol that was my favourite line of his)

My master made me this collar so that i may...