Scrubs was the most medically accurate show on television

Oo-er.

And thus the nasty part of my brain takes over

*accent from guy in die hard 1, the German*
You have a hand up your butt

J.D was meant to be mentally ill and the writer said if he had been told the show would end after the first season, he would have revealed the janitor was a figment of J.D's imagination.