ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? WHO DID THIS? DONUTS ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SACRED, BECAUSE THEY ARE ROUND DELIGHTS. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SQUARE WTF! I WILL FIND WHOEVER DID THIS, EAT A DOZEN ROUND DONUTS AND SHIT DOWN THEIR BLASPHEMOUS THROAT! WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? DID SONIC COLLECT SQUARE MOTHER FUCKING RINGS!? I DON'T FUCKIN THINK SO. ASS CLOWNS. YOU CAN GO FUCK YOUR SQUARE DONUTS IN HELL WHERE YOU BELONG!!
Someone on tumblr did the math and you actually get like 27% more donut in a square than a circle. I am all for getting 27% more donut. If I must enjoy the extra in hell, so be it.
I agree with lyrics. DONUTS HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE BEFORE OUR PARENTS WERE OLD. WE NEED TO KEEP THE ROUND ONES SAFE BECAUSE I SWEAR TO THE LORD ABOVE I WILL SHOVE 13 CIRCLE DONUTS DOWN THE MEDIOCRE THROAT OF THE SQUARE DONUT CREATOR. CHOCOLATE, GLAZED OR STRAWBERRY, CIRCLE DONUTS ARE THE FUTURE AND THE PAST, SO KICK SQUARE DONUTS AWAY FASTER THAN NORTH WEST KICKED KARDASHIAN FANS AWAY
This is a good enough excuse to post this.