Maybe you should just use a mood ring

God damn it boy I need to stand up and there are only guys here BACK YO SHIT UP!

Science should work on a mood ring based on mood instead of temperature.

I fricken HATE random boners. Your just sitting around and all of a sudden BAM private dick reporting for duty. Or when your hugging a girl and your just like down boy down. Or when it's sticking out STRAIGHT and your trying to fix it but it's so fricken obvious I'm so pissed at my penis I'm going to kick a midget

@spartanfuffy Man, I totally feel you! Every morning, my brother drives me to school and once we go over a speed bump... BLAM!