What I've been wondering about the shutdown

How the fuck do you close the ww2 memorial?

I've been wondering about this alot....
LIKE HOW DAFUQ YOU 'GON SHUT DOWN A NATIONAL MONUMENT BUT NOT SHUT THE SCHOOLS DOWN?

I bet you all the bears in Yosemite are partying it up right now.

Why dafuq do people not know this meme's reference?
HE IS PRETENDING TO BE MADLY IN LOVE AND THREATENING TO DESTROY A SHIP IF HE DOESNT GET HER BACK

EXACTLY !!!! During the shutdown I was supposed to go with my school to Gettysburg, and pretty much everything was closed except for the parking lots and the gift shop of the welcome center
-_-

When you are God... Why couldn't you?