Turning 18

Hey!

What?

Yea they missed a line, its "And I say HEY!"

Oh... That makes sense

Nah, I was saying "Hey!" because angelus333 said, "Thinks that you could be very neat..." and that ruined the song.

I'm sorry sephoria... I didn't mean to ruin anything, coz I had no idea what you guys were talking about. I thought it was a poemy thing... My bad

Have you never watched Arthur?

Not once...

It's okay, angelus. I thought you were TRYING to ruin it. But never mind now. Hey have you seen the new Arthur episodes?

Never came on tv.... Never actually seen or heard of it before

Wow. Either you're really, really old, or really, really young.

OR... I've never heard of it... Trust me... I'm old enough

Mmkay. But it's super popular. And also you might be living in a different country or something...

South Africa to be exact... 13 years old white male

Whoa okay, not what I expected. You got a TV? A DVR or something?

TV... No pc

Then how are you on Fun Substance?

My phone

Okay. So just go on YouTube, search Arthur episodes. If you really want a good episode, watch the one about the library card, Season 1 Episode 15.

I don't want to waste any data... I need my data to be able to talk on Kik

You could just say you dont want to watch it

Yeah, that too.

Yea... My bad

It's okay. You're just missing out on a lot. Of childhood memories. YOU LIVE IN SOUTH AFRICA? THAT'S SO COOL!

It is? I always found it judgy and painful... But thx anyway

Judgy and painful? How so?

I was nearly exorcised once for saying that I am Atheist

Wow. That's horrible. Being 13, and all.

Nah... Now they don't really care... I think 1 or 2 people are scared of me now... Best year ever

Ha. Do you have an accent?

Nah... It's kinda flat... South African English to be exact

I see. Well it must be tough to be white in a mostly black country.

Nah... I get along really nicely :D one of my friends is teaching me Zulu

Nice. 'Cause I read this book on Nelson Mandela and how whites tried to rule the country.

Oh... Apartheid was destroyed by Nelson Mandela... I owe it to him that I was born free... Also, Friday the 18th (tomo) is Mandela Day... What are you going to do with your 67 minutes?

I'm not sure... What about you?

Being lazy, minding my own business... Wait, that's a whole day thing

Ha. Yeah, me too. Actually I have to shop for a wedding. So yeah.

Who's wedding? O.O

My cousin.

Awesome!

Yeah. He is gonna marry a Punjab and we're Catholic, so I have to buy these Indian outfits.

Haha... Well, atleast there's some equality

Yeah, she is really nice, and damn, is her brother hot.

Can't catch 'em all, sephoria

Yeah. He's married.

Couldve guessed

Yeah, and he got married last month. And anyways I wouldn't go through all that trouble for a Punjabi wedding, I'd just get married to a Catholic.

I don't care who I get married to when I'm older, as long as it's for love

I know, but the only person I know who isn't Catholic is my cousin's soon-to-be-wife, so there's a pretty good chance I'll be marrying a Catholic.

I'm Atheist so I have a chance with almost any culture

And you're only 13, so you have a long way to go.

That's the plan

And anyways, imagine the money involved. Like, I don't know how you can pay for that. Anyways, she's a teacher so it's understandable.

Teachers are awesome ^~^

Every day when im walking down the street...

AND EVERYBODY THAT YOU MEEETTTTTTTT

And I say HEY! (Just guessin)

No, "Has an original point of view..."

Goddammit!

And I say HEY!