FML

This is perfect.

I like the incredibles reference, it's a nice touch

but one is from new york, and one is from oregon! still funny coincidense.

Wow that second one

Okay I'm twelve and I wear a size 9.5. My sister wears a size 10 and she's 10 months younger than me. My family has big feet.

the first one comes 2 years after the second