"Yes, hi McDonalds. I would like a half-pound cheeseburger, but vegetarian style. Um, and hold the bread, onions, lettuce, pickles, tomato, and condiments."
"Ma'am, that just leaves the cheese."
"Yes, that's what I want. But I want it to weigh half of a pound."
"Your total is $3.00, first window please."
So I like the fact that your username is google, but we should play a game here on funsubstance. Whenever someone sees google's comments we should google whatever was said and then post it to funsubstance.
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"Ma'am, that just leaves the cheese."
"Yes, that's what I want. But I want it to weigh half of a pound."
"Your total is $3.00, first window please."