How to win a fight

I sure hope this works

I'm putting this on the list of Funsubstance advice

I actually did this once. I had this huge opponent, and I said, "Oh look, a pony," and then I ran away and went to sleep. When I woke, I went back to where we had nearly brawled. As I said earlier, the guy was ripped, but upon returning he had turned into a ten-year old kid. Swinging my numbed arm manically, I initiated the attack. I still lost, but I was not beaten up nearly as badly as I would have been had I not used this brilliant tactic.

First post to actually make me laugh out loud today. Unfortunately, I still have the flu, so this post really just sent me into a fit of hacking coughs and nearly killed me.

I can't stop laughing!

get ready for the helicopter slap