So I thought I was cutting into a lime

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

Orange you glad it wasn't a lime?

Whaaaaaaaat?!?!?!

Oh you wanted me in your beer. Think again.

Plot twist

How could u lime to me?
Oh god that was an awful joke I'm so sorry oh lord I'm ashamed of my self

So that's what they spray in the bathrooms... This is the exotic sh*trus fruit..

The lime is a Lie.

it looks like an advocado

I bet it was a calamansi. Late response, but you oughta know