Ugly sweaters

You can get ugly sweaters pretty cheap at thrift stores

I mean, I'm too poor to throw a party /: I can barely buy food for myself, forget other people

Throw a potluck!

One with a collar! Turtle neck!!! That's the kind....

Cause when your WEARING that
One
Special
Sweater

or that sweater that's as old as you grandfather

Ah, such a day it is when we get input from the sloth queen