Just manly things

I dont do this *Poker face*

*eyes shift furiously back and across the room*

.....we don't do that. *cough* *cough*

*uncomfortably shifts in chair* uh... nope don't do that...

ewww

I'm not proud to have liked this

Why is this an actual thing

Do guys do this

well what does it smell like....

Eewwww is it true

For some reason, being a man means being unhygienic and disgustingly absurd. And they call us sexist :)