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Wow. What a joke. I am dying. I am dying right now. This joke has killed me. It was too original. Too brilliant. I can't handle it. My face is melting from the raw humor of this joke. My legs are falling off. I'm going into shock. People are rioting outside. This joke has ended me. It's too much. What have you done.