And next spring she's going to plant a whole garden full of Krispy Kreme because her brother gave her a box of Cheerios and said they were donut seeds!
A blonde went outside and looked in her mailbox. Seeing nothing, she goes back inside. Five minutes later, she does the same thing. On the third attempt the mailman, who was watching, asks "Ma'am, why do you keep checking?" The blonde replies, "My computer says I've got mail"
A blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,!"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
Actually the reasons blondes are pictured as dumb is because when the baby is born there is a small chance the brain malfunctions dropping its "common knowledge" section and causing the hair pigment to turn blonde
Ok, just so ya know, I am a blonde and find this stereotype annoying. I will not shout or whine about it, that would be stupid and get me nowhere, but I thought I should inform all the idiots (not you guys, you're cool) that believe this that hair color does not affect intelligence. If you do somehow think that this idiotic stereotype is true, then you are obviously the "dumb blonde," not us.
Anyway, much as I find it a little irritating, these were hilarious!
Pull the pin and throw it back. I'm sorry I love these and I'm blonde.
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,!"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
Anyway, much as I find it a little irritating, these were hilarious!