You haven't been told this yet, but your father died saving your mother from a murderous machine. But don't worry, you'll meet him again; you see, he hasn't been born yet. And, in fact, the only reason he became your father was because was he was sent back in time. And you will be the one to send him too. You are John Connor.
The war with the machines killed billions. Or in the future it will kill billions. I imagine that joking about such a tragedy before it happens counts as too, too soon. Alternatively not many people know "Terminator" references.
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