A nope-gator in nope-rica

That's what she said

Nope feet, nope inches

They were making a joke. We know exactly what it is

Don't you mean a nopedile?

Butt stuff

Well it is possible, all it takes is a growth disorder, like a Liger for instance.

Its not a growth disorder, alegators and crocodiles have a gene, that as long as they eat, they keep growing and never stop. Its also in many types of snakes..