Sure, when this boyfriend goes out and talks to his girlfriend's dead mother, it's cute. But when I don my warlock robes, go out alone on a chilly night bathed in the mystic light of a full moon, and speak to the corpses in indecipherable tongues, then I'm not cute; I'm suddenly a Satanist.
Well............ just between you and me *whispers* it was an accident. *stops whispering* Yeah it was on purpose you know because ducks are so adorable and this is adorable so..................yeah :P
No, I'm not cryin'.
I'm just cutting onions.
I'm making a lasagna.
/For one./