Need to change my clothes

I wear more dark colors and have too many friends!

shit well it all makes sense now!

I wear bright clothes and I don't have a million friends

62-90 percent of the time it works everytime!

i wear fucking dark colors so the bright ones can stay the fuck away and can screw off.

I wear whatever the flip I want and I have 0 friends and a cabinet full of snacks and a bed full of cats