You and I both know there is no boy

Yup that's me. Just NOT the shrimp flavored cup'O'noodles. *shudder*

Reposts. Reposts everywhere

My mom: *rushes in the house* I came home early because I tried to call you but I called the wrong number and a guy answered so I think there's a guy in here

Hello this is clearly ramen

Ramen is bad for you. Just sayin'.