Giraffes and Crystal Meth

Furry's? Zoophiles? Weird people?
Anyway, what about Tits and Teacups?

HAHA! "Zoophiles". But tits and teacups are both round. And light switches and emu can both be found in Australia. Hmm...

Nazi Porn and the American Economy?

I think we can find a similarity in everything. Those can both contain sex.... maybe... martian cubicles and shower curtains.

Both are really fucked up.
Really guys, these answers are easy.

We'll find a similarity in everything!!!!

How bout a green gel pen and a lion?

Both physical, daisy. How about the concept of sticking your face in a hot oven and 37 blades of grass?