Straight to declawing

My cat is staring at me from across the room...help

This seems about right

Because my cat is a pure bred scottish fold i had to sign an agreement saying that I was not allowed to declaw him. I know this pain oh so well.

True story meme*

I almost forgot that men aren't allowed to play with cats!

It's so painful!

My gold fish is suspiciously doing nothing

That cat looks really possessed.

My ca- oh wait... I don't have a cat... Well, my dog can be considered a cat since she's lazy, hates water, and scratches hard too...