Several bad puns later

It really was. And what's up with the invention of ladders?

Someone made a new discovery about grappling hooks but won't say what it is. It's such a cliff hanger

That's annoying. Did you know the inventor of the bed wasn't sure it would work at first? He decided to sleep on it.

What about the refrigerator? It's so chilling

The invention of sandpaper started out rough, but it ended up so smooth.

The invention of asthma just took my breath away(running out of puns)

The invention of magnets really stuck with me. (Me too.)

I wasn't fond of the invention of heaters, but I eventually warmed up to the idea.

The invention of the door opened a whole new world for me.

Velcro really stuck to me