Introspective bunny

He wants to reform himself and quit drinking

Getting a hare cut. That straight-eared bitch in the park has called his momma a slut for the last time.

How beautiful he looks

I need to get out and go to the gym.

He's thinking about life. "Who am I? Is there ever more to my life beyond sleeping and eating carrots?"

To kill or not to kill.

I is smart,
I is beautiful,
I is important

Im beautimous (honey boo boo's mother)

His little fluffy butt is just so dang cute

OR he is just sitting there staing at himself.

Is there anyone like me thought it was a puppy at first glance?

How can you not see it; he's staring at the bottle!
He's obviously an alcoholic and has just thrown the bottle away, now he stares at the emptiness that is his long eared life!

Ugh I really need to hit the gym. Look at yourself Charlie ! Ughhh

He's looking into the mirror of Erised and sees a lifetime of carrots

I think he is thinking "someday that little dude will stop getting in my way and i'll be able to see what's on the other side"

Probably thinking he shouldn't have downed that last bottle of wine

"What if there is no easter bunny?!"

You are beautiful, don't let anyone tell you you're not.- rabbit