Stunt with spoons

Nurse hand me the knife. We need to cut this bitch open

Just leave it, you'll fit in quite well, here. Most FSers seem to have something lodged in their asses.

I think you have the largest thing up your ass

Here, let's compare.
*opens ass in mcr's direction*

*snaps on a rubber glove*

Tara lets allow an older doctor to take care of this. We don't need to see inside and older guys ass

Who says I wanted to look inside his ass? I just like snapping gloves on

Says the guy (mcr) that seems be Mr. Trivia Expert when it comes to my hindquarters.

I'm a girl

Oh, well, I'm sorry. No offense intended.
FYI, I'm married, so I can't actually give you the coveted "MGoveia Lower Intestine Tour".

And it's the Internet...it would be kinda hard, unless you could magically send your ass through the screen

Let's never make that possible for people to do

http://youtu.be/VCupasJ2Tbs