I like trains

*gets hit with a train*

THEY MENTIONED FINLAND? all aboard the parteeeh traaaain !

NY a train arrives early O_O

*pushes my enemies in front of a train*

Wait, I'm confused. Is the first one supposed to be early, second late, and third early? I get the last two.

Poland- train arrives on time?NEVER!;)

South Africa: Trains doesn't stop in the middle of the desert so the drivers can strike!

I like trains...

GERMANY: train doesn't look like detroit