Chest discomfort is nothing to brush off. It can mean you are not getting enough oxygen to your heart.. Just saying, if you haven't yet, maybe you should see a doc and get your cholesterol checked to see if you are at increased risk for developing atherosclerosis.
I apologize for such a idiotic question, but may I ask what's the name of the meme called? Pardon for my horrifying english for that's not my native language.
*headache* crap I have brain cancer
*sneezes* fuck! I have pneumonia