I'd kill for this

You would kill for this thing? I am sorry, but unless you are willing to release military-grade biological weapons onto a village of two or three thousand people for this thing, your expression of desire is meek.

If you look at this long enough it looks like a dude sleeping with a severed arm poking out from his pillow. Look at his peaceful expression. The horror.

At least you would have an arm free to kill with

I really really need a pillow like this!!

Why aren't we funding this!

Calm down people, no need to kill or find funding... It's probably for sale. Try googling "Pillow for freaks".

sore shoulders

That's a huge bed