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cocacola101 · 11 years ago · FIRST

Maybe if I was fucking in love with jumping

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thegrumpus · 11 years ago

How hot is the parachute?

kitteh · 11 years ago

Two types of people.

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windscryer · 11 years ago

I'd ask who the hell they're letting pack that fourth parachute and why haven't they been fired yet?

zombiestitcher · 11 years ago

You don't tend to die if you get a divorce. Just saying Bill, just saying.

lboogiebaby · 11 years ago

Your heart dies.

mgoveia · 11 years ago

And if you're a guy, so does your bank account.
Oh, who am I kidding. Your bank account died when you got married.

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