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The lean pockets thief
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spacefactor
· 11 years ago
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They should put one in that they have no intention of eating and do something nasty to it so the thief will get a surprise
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windscryer
· 11 years ago
I have found this is, in fact, the second most effective way to get people to leave your food alone.
guest
· 11 years ago
Like put a cobra into the box and then put it in the freezer.
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windscryer
· 11 years ago
They're just gonna find a dead cobra then. Freaky, to be sure, but not as off-putting as, say, injecting dog shit into the hot pocket.
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grammarnazi1
· 11 years ago
More like a buttload of laxatives. You would be able to smell the dog poop.
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windscryer
· 11 years ago
Not until they start microwaving it. :D
songofthewhitestag
· 11 years ago
But if you also need to use that microwave/dorm/building/city block...
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Eh, casualties of war. Plus, it's pretty evident pretty fast.
rosa0204
· 11 years ago
Hey, I like the way you think spacefactor :P I'll get my revenge later :/
someone ate my caramel cheesecake.... THE WHOLE CHEESECAKE! D:
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papoandoscar
· 11 years ago
Did anybody else think of mr. Fantasic fox when they say the last picture?
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guest
· 11 years ago
Same tape?
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mgoveia
· 11 years ago
Jokes on the thief, he ate a lean pocket.
Btw, I'd suggest wiping your ass with another lean pocket and leaving it for him to steal again, but as he'd not be able to notice the difference, it'd be impossible to teach him a lesson this way.
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someone ate my caramel cheesecake.... THE WHOLE CHEESECAKE! D:
Btw, I'd suggest wiping your ass with another lean pocket and leaving it for him to steal again, but as he'd not be able to notice the difference, it'd be impossible to teach him a lesson this way.