Military sign language

You = Awesome

Windscryer is your a veteran?? How old are you?

Never ask a lady about her age. It's impolite.
Sneak into her purse and check her drivers license.

A billion seconds give or take. Right wind?

Oh okay your right it's much better to invade her privacy than to ask. My apologies.

Of course.

I am, nolongeranon. (Good luck getting in my purse. I don't carry one. ;P)
*touches her nose* Indeed, pebble.

Haha okay winds fine I guess I'll go my whole life without knowing :(

Which branch of the military, winds? Just curious.

I was a tin can sailor for five years. :D