Fancy caterpillars

First rule of nature: if it looks awesome, you probably shouldn't touch it.

Maybe, if you're lucky, they're like those spiders that give you an erection with their bite.

When it's "poisonous" it's only deadly if you bite it. Venomous means if it bites you, it's deadly. So the 'pillars cant really harm you unless you try to eat it

They look like they're wearing little earth kingdom saddles

These look like evil York puppies from outer space.

They look like pokemon

Pack saddles we call them pack saddles. Cause it looks like they have saddles. And yeah they sting. Although the vest thing is much better.

*frantically scrolls past*

They look like alien creature