Sorry big bux, but I can't email it to you cuz my email has both of my names in it and I wouldn't want anyone trying to track me down! I'm trying to make another account without my name though! :) btw, why is everyone down voting the first comment I left, even if they can't read it because it's deleted? Maybe they just assume it is bad, because it is deleted?
It would probably just get deleted... But ok! EVERYONE I SHALL POST A PIC OF MY FIRST COMMENT ON THIS! It will have to be nsfw though, I guess. It's not that interesting though.
Ah, the old "had sex with a strange girl from yoga and told the cops that she must've used a fake ID on me" trick...good times.
Let's not tell the 20-somethings.
Let's not tell the 20-somethings.