Some people do what they want

Any Carlin quote gets an upthumb from me.

Thank you, Carlin is my favorite comedian and outlet for making the sad truth funny.

Well put. He's one of the few reasons I have for not being in a deep depression. Sometimes things are so fucked all you can do is laugh.

He once brought me out of a suicidal depression when he talked about suicide, and the note one should leave. "I hope you're happy, now that I am goddamn dead. Signed, the corpse on the floor. PS. Fuck you people." I thought that was great, and stopped feeling as bad.

I love that. And the part about kids accidentally killing themselves during autoeroticasphixia comes to mind. "The mother put his penis away and told people 'he had bad grades'".
You just KNOW some these apparent "suicides" are fap sessions gone wrong.

Haha yes, I remember that. At the beginning of Life is Worth Losing, he did his Modern Man poem/rap and I did that in my acting class a little while ago. It was a lot of fun. I think I still have it memorized.

I've often thought of memorizing that just to bust out randomly at work or whereever. I've seen his stand up so much that I could probably do it over a weekend.

Yeah, it's really good. It's not as hard to memorize at it seems, it's like lyrics.

31 weeks later, and I'm wondering if our little chat has inspired anyone to check out his shows.

It's fucks like you who give Catholicism a bad name

oh. my. god. i am SO sorry about that, someone hacked my account. I didn't make that comment myself and never will comment anything of the sort. I do believe there's a hell, but I think it's empty :)

I was taught that god would forgive your sins when you die unless you've done something really bad like murder or rape someone and never really felt sorry about it

Whoa. Did McD just play the "zomghacked" card for something that wasn't even bad, just because of the downthumbs?

no, I was hacked. by my best friend, I think. she's the only other one that knows my password. sorry guys :)

It isn't the religion that is bad. I can respect the religion, but I can not stand it when people hide behind their religion, because they are afraid of something they don't understand. That's all that homophobia is.