College student: "wait, you mean there are foods NOT in the happiness paper hat?!"
I swear I haven't eaten anything but grains and junk food since college began
Ah yes, the happiness paper hat.... If only my parents accepted those as actual food groups. So far they've both tried to force me into only eating stuff from the weight loss trapezoid.
That's what I try to tell them! At one point I wasn't even allowed to have bacon! BACON! And then there's my step mother who can't eat gluten, and won't let any of us eat bread or anything she either knows or thinks has gluten in it so we can suffer with her.
Very. They're a bit better now, mom still trying to make me eat only certain meats and veggies though. At least it's no longer world war 3 when I eat anything they consider junk food
I swear I haven't eaten anything but grains and junk food since college began