People don't understand this about me. I'm super nice. But I've been through a lot of shit. Get angry one time and now I'm labeled as a bitch, a slut, drama queen. Everything
I am this person, a couple times i had enough. I broke the school desk on the cinderblock wall, i knocked out a dude in one punch, and had a crack battle with a black dude and won.
I am this person. I almost crushed my mom's best friend's youngest son's neck. We were wrestling in my pool with both our older siblings watching and he got behind me and slipped his thin arms around my neck (I am quite large and couldn't really chin-drop his arm). He held me in a choke-hold for at least 2 minutes (both siblings still watching) and I finally managed to buck him off my back. Then I spun around and grabbed the back of his neck and repeatedly punched him in the stomach. At that point our siblings separated us.
3 hours later when they left, his neck was still glowing red and his stomach was bright red.
I have no physical prowess to speak of. But that doesn't mean I can't fuck your shit up. I will rain napalm straight from satan's asshole on your life if you push me too far. Now who wants a cookie? ^_^
3 hours later when they left, his neck was still glowing red and his stomach was bright red.
That was the awesomest place to put that quote!
And as long as you don't piss me off, you'll get my award-winning caramel snickerdoodles.
If you do piss me off, even the NSA won't know what happened to you.