Stealing? Me? No, I Was Sleeping... You're A Silly Human :-)

Maybe he's a stoner and when you catch him he gets anxiety overload and passes out.

I fucking laughed so hard i sounded like a retarded pig, i really lol'd. This is funny, i usually don't laugh at cat post.

I am not big on cat posts either, but I genuinely cracked up at this, a literal lol. A llol, if you will :-)

Every time I catch my dog doing something he shouldn't he panics and pretends to be asleep until I go away

This is my favorite cat, ever.

Lol what a clever cat