My eyesss !!!

Or you could just gtfo !!

The girl in red looks like she's 8 years old

So nice.

As a straight man, I would probably most rather 'get with' the dude at the bottom...

Wait a sec... Look out the door... O.o He lives in the middle of da fucking ocean???

Or I can go drown.

Okay I just want to make a point and I will probably get down voted for taking the fun out of this but making fun of bigger people is not cool... Those two girls will grow up one day and what if they see this on the internet? This stuff is the reason people kill themselves... It's not easy being fat... And I bet I wouldn't think I was fat if society wasn't like this... And this applies to everyone not just big people.. Don't make fun of big people,tall people, short people, funny looking people, or anyone because what if that person killed themselves because of the judgement they face? Would you want to be the cause of it? Speak up and grow up. Just saying.

28 beers later you're tryin to get with both hahah