I especially hate that when I'm taking a shower, a bit of shampoo gets into my eye, so I try to wash it out. Yet, in the process, somehow, the eyelash gets into my eye and hurts even more than the shampoo! Fml.
And you have contacts in.
Then, somehow, start a bloody nose every time you're about to get out of the shower. But you have to wipe the shower down twice or else mold will grow. Oh yeah, and you have to get done fast or else your period will show up while you're wiping.
P.S, you don't have a towel.
Do not let head and shoulders shampoo get even NEAR your eyes. Every time I use it, my eyes start to fucking kill each other with invisible chainsaws and blowtorches and shit, and it takes me 20 minutes to pull myself together. Just saying.
Then, somehow, start a bloody nose every time you're about to get out of the shower. But you have to wipe the shower down twice or else mold will grow. Oh yeah, and you have to get done fast or else your period will show up while you're wiping.
P.S, you don't have a towel.