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guest
· 11 years ago
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That's why you climb a tree and crap from a comfortable height.
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doge
· 11 years ago
And hear the splatter when it hits the ground
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fireroses
· 11 years ago
And kill your enemies by pooping on their heads like calmthelovelytits said below.
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calmthelovelytits
· 11 years ago
You poop from such a high height that your feces plumits to the earth at a lethal speed. You wait for someone to come up below you and then take the crap and your defication slices through their head like a bullet, effectively turning your shit into a deadly weapon.
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casey1895
· 11 years ago
I was really on board with your idea at the begining of this comment but by the end, I was just worried...
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calmthelovelytits
· 11 years ago
;D
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guest
· 11 years ago
Don't worry, there is such a thing as terminal velocity so the shit will stop getting faster at a certain point (pretty slow) so it would only splat on their head instead.
calmthelovelytits
· 11 years ago
No, if I wanna shit at a deadly bullet speed, my ass hole is well within range of capability.
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deleted
· 11 years ago
The other things is like what happens if girls have their period in the arena like fighting and dying inside
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guest
· 11 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And girls wonder why nobody wants them in the army.
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deleted
· 11 years ago
You know girls are not that weak we have power and we have bravery and more tasks than a man. You really think that only for periods a good woman will be rejected for the army
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calmthelovelytits
· 11 years ago
Dear guest, I cannot begin to tell you how ignorant that comment was.
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paaaisleyyy
· 11 years ago
And knowing that the whole country will see your genitals while you pee and poop
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badasslatina
· 11 years ago
Well the editing staff probably cut that scenes out. But what about when katniss found peeta hurt? He had to be naked so she could wash his clothes and it was a very important part of the program so they couldn't cut it out...
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calmthelovelytits
· 11 years ago
Underwear.
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badasslatina
· 11 years ago
I don't remember if in the movie it's also like this, but in the books Peeta takes his underwear off for Katniss to clean it and she avoids looking at his... Thing. That was the reason why Johanna got naked in front of her in the second book... To piss her off.
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calmthelovelytits
· 11 years ago
Then she's magic.
nataliechip44
· 11 years ago
This is literally what I think about when I'm watching movies
guest
· 11 years ago
Girl on her period in arenea = unstopable
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miniegg
· 11 years ago
"THERE'S A BLOOD BATH IN MY UTERUS!!!!"
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babycakes
· 11 years ago
I see what you did there.
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guest
· 11 years ago
More like self-defeating. She would just moan about cramps until she whined herself to death.
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calmthelovelytits
· 11 years ago
Go home guest, you're drunk.
badasslatina
· 11 years ago
the guest clearly never met a woman on it's period
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badasslatina
· 11 years ago
or maybe he never met a woman in general
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xxwhisperxx
· 11 years ago
That has been plaguing my mind ever since 2012.
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