First rule of corporations

That retard is you, technically

Technically, it should be
something like fútbol, like it is in spanish.

No, the whole thing is in English. That's like putting the whole thing in French but on an American website.

I don't go outside except for school

Me too... Unless I need to return movies

seriously i feel like you are saying this because 1 you suck at golf 2 you dont play golf or 3 you just like being hated

I feel like CEOs are stereotypically gentlemen, in a sense.